Other than that claim is weird unless you have an all fungus and abissal deep diet, the article makes it clear that you can have crops and livestock along with your solar.
Yes, this is a âsomeone was wrong on the internetâ post, but do you want to argue with that sheep staring back at you?
The photoâs from May 2024, returning from a launch at Maddox Dairy in Helm, California, taken during a stop on the two lane road between I5 and a bend in the road called San Jocquin.
On magical thinking in the time of the Influencer State
Last updated 30 May 2025
Letâs talk about magic. (Or rather magical thinking.)
You go to the crossroads, with a stack of plot coupons, at midnight, and are granted your heartâs desire.
You follow the nominee for US Surgeon Generalâs exhaustive list of what you are and arenât allowed to eat and become a supermom.
You terrorize your children, reminding them at every turn that failing to honor their parents is something scripture says is a perfectly fine reason to murder them, and they will grow up to be cisgender and heterosexual.
If you follow the spell, and it fails, the problem is you, not the spell.
The spell is perfect. You saw it on Instagram, Fox News, your neighborhood mailing list, Facebook, or your pastor told you it in that weekly 6 hour hate of a church service.
âI followed the instructions,â is a common refrain.
The instructions leave out so much.
The number of things that go wrong even after following the instructions.
Was there a vent hole to mitigate the risk of drag separation? How was the parachute packed? What mode was the altimeter in? Did you have redundant altimeters (yes, it was just an H motor, and the rules say you donât need redundant electronics, but did you?)
But that list of things, is not personal failing. The rocket didnât fail because you didnât pray hard enough. It failed because itâs a complex system and youâre learning it.
Taken as described, being a D&D magic user must be a drag. You spend eight hours memorizing a spell, and then once used, every trace of it is erased from your mind through some sort of awful mental DRM.
What are the penalties and bonuses for having gone to Hogwarts or Jedi Temple, as opposed to being a self-trained hedge witch? Or a transgender force witch?
Being a herbalist sounds better, you donât forget how to make a bandage every time you make one to patch up your partyâs Tank.
âGo on, Emma, say the catch phrase.â
Fine.
If you die after foraging mushrooms, you must not have prompted ChatGPT right.
[uproarious laughter]
Xyla Foxlin, a pilot, rocketeer, and craftsperson says that the thing is accepting that a project will have a glitch, and the trick is recovering from the glitch.
The paint run. The fiberglass delaminating. The giant glob of epoxy you missed in the airframe which is going to prevent assembly.
Your kid having pronouns and purple hair is not a glitch, however.
Instead, weâre told to buy the Presidentâs cryptocurrency so we can have a one on one with them. To only eat âpureâ food so you wonât have a miscarriage. To terrorize our kids even more so they donât use pronouns.
Now a miscarriage isnât even a glitch, itâs evidence of a felony.
Often the instructions are wrong, because, as a culture, weâre shit at documentation.
Or in denial.
Sometimes the thing doesnât want to be what you want it to be.
Text processing in FORTRAN is possible, but a pain.
Sometimes you gotta use FORTRAN because the other petitioners only know how to use FORTRAN and they expect to take your code and data (on a 9 track tape) run it (can you learn JCL while youâre at it?) and get the same results as in the printed testimony that your employer submitted.
In the 1990âs Perl was queer.
Sometimes perfectly good documentation is corrupted through time and transmission. Mop the floors daily, with a solution of bleach, becomes inject bleach. Indirect UV lighting becomes a floor lamp. And because the President said it, both must be correct.
And now the good documentation is mulched into slop by LLMs or Instagram influencers. Or itâs on your Slack, about to be held hostage by Salesforce, unless you pay a ransom per seat.
âI do my own researchâ is useless or worse if you donât know how to do research and check sources. Or stop paying the subscriptions.
Itâs frustrating. People thinking queerness is a failure mode, or divine retribution for a lack of terror. That weâve now got government where access requires you to pay a subscription in the form of crypto purchases. That we have an obsession with âclean foodâ instead of public health. That if you have enough spectacles of a launching the rocket the size of a skyscraper youâll eventually land people on Mars without them dying of malnutrition or radiation exposure on the way.
Youâre upset that the world is messy. That people who run 5 miles a day drop dead from a massive heart attack. That your âperfectâ kid now has purple hair, pronouns, and thinks Israel is an apartheid state and not the harbinger of Godâs Kingdom on Earth. The former is that shit happens. The latter is that your kid realized they can say no to the fictions you tell yourself.
Thereâs no magic. Itâs circumstance, knowledge, experience, materials, luck, but also knowing that the spell, in many cases, is bullshit.
Do your best, but also recognize when youâre doing harm and stop.
Vidding, where fans of a TV show or movie edit clips and music (often not from the show or movie,) into a narrative, has been around since at least the 1980âs. Henry Jenkinsâ Textual Poachers (1992) was my introduction to the fandom1.
Instead of trading VHS tapes, vidders mostly share their work online and I pleased to have found Lady Dag0n3tâs appreciation videos for all four seasons of âFor All Mankind,â the inter-generational, alt-history saga of what happens when the Soviets land on the Moon before the US. Each video is a collection of clips from the show set to a song from the period covered by each season, summarizing the arc.
For season one, Dag0n3t uses Jimmy Ruffinâs âWhat Becomes of the Broken Hearted,â carefully mixing Ruffinâs vocals with the drunken and bitter Astronaut Corps singing along with it at their dive bar2 right after Alexi Leonov lands on the Moon.
The showâs not perfect, but one of the roles of fan vids is critique of the canon. These vids celebrate the show, highlighting the parts the vidder cares about such as the relationships between the characters (including the queer ones which I hope Season Five doesnât erase to appease Elon Musk.) And if you havenât seen the show, these will help you decide if itâs worth investing 40+ hours of your time watching it.
When I read this in 1992, I had been volunteering with WisCon, the feminist science fiction convention, which at the time prided itself on keeping away from âfandom.â I learned from the book that there was an active community making and swapping fan videos for Quantum Leap in and around Madison. If people coming to WisCon were in that fandom, they didnât talk about it. WisCon divested itself of its anti-fandom bias, and Iâll take partial credit for that because I moderated a panel in the late 1990s with the cringeworthy name âHow Buffy (the Vampire Slayer) Made Fandom Safe for WisCon.â We got over ourselves, and WisCon now has a popular vidderâs party every year and we all sing along to bironicâs vid of âStarshipsâ. ↩
In the show the dive bar, The Outpost, is purchased by Karen Baldwin, the ex of one of the Apollo astronauts (invented for the show,) who then sells the rights to it during season three to make it into a chain. This reminded me of a hamburger joint on Greenville Avenue in Dallas I loved as a kid, which was also sold to make a chain. Mumbles something about âBaby Back Ribs my silk-clad ass.â ↩
Sally Ride pulls a gun on Ed Baldwin aboard a nuclear powered shuttle orbiter to keep him from starting World War III. Cynthia and I were cheering her dyke energy. ↩
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