Badge ribbons

Sometime in the future, weâll be attending science fiction conventions again. Badge ribbons are a fun part of convention culture and hereâs some which Cynthia and I have thought about or overheard.
âFeminist Vengeance Systems Constellationâ
âDemand better of civilization.â
âIf brute force isnât working, youâre obviously not using enough of it.â
âI need to stab something, might as well be yarn.â
âstabbitydeathâ
âMagic has a price but equal pay and guarantees of bodily autonomy would be a good down payment.â
âSocial Justice Forward Air Controllerâ
âMy yarn stash has an event horizonâ
âYou mortals keep forgetting; weâre capricious by nature.â
âWONTFIXâ