» Badge ribbons

Sometime in the future, we’ll be attending science fiction conventions again. Badge ribbons are a fun part of convention culture and here’s some which Cynthia and I have thought about or overheard.
“Feminist Vengeance Systems Constellation”
“Demand better of civilization.”
“If brute force isn’t working, you’re obviously not using enough of it.”
“I need to stab something, might as well be yarn.”
“stabbitydeath”
“Magic has a price but equal pay and guarantees of bodily autonomy would be a good down payment.”
“Social Justice Forward Air Controller”
“My yarn stash has an event horizon”
“You mortals keep forgetting; we’re capricious by nature.”
“WONTFIX”